My Personal Thing From Being Bothered With Someone

I'm going to just say the truth this time around. If they tell me they are bothered, I'm going to say I'm sorry that they are and that I don't really care and that I'm going to fully bother them to the best of my ability. I'll be saying that I'm going to do that while laughing at them from being bothered and having a hard time, until they can't handle it and need to put a restraining order on me! I'm going to say that I'll still be laughing and making fun of them in front of the court and make it easy for the judge to sentence me. After they get it from suing me in court for harassing them from making fun of them intensely and stalking them from being mad at them, I'm going to leave them alone. I'm going to follow the law and not go the jail and let it go then.

It's a very dirty thought, but hey, if it's going to happen then it's going to. Also, I really have some experience with people putting it on me anyway. I'm only 5'3". I'm using that to sell the point with how I'm actually a little too short to be called a scary psycho, but okay I'll use it to bother them more with whatever silliness has taken over their heads. Basically, I'm just going to be honest and in the mood for laughing at them intently. That's how I intend to bug those individuals and then when they go rat on me to the police and I get nailed with a restraining order, I'm going to leave them alone!

I wouldn't be bothering the person in the first place, if he or she hadn't made me mad. I did something, but it wasn't directed at them and for them to have done something to make it feel that it was something personal, that really gets me mad and thinking about how they are a bunch of idiots. I want the person to pretty much undo what he or she did and to the point, I'll make the person go squeal and tattle-tell on someone. I think it's funny that grown-ups still want to act this way. Honestly, I don't back down when someone wants to bother me by just talking to me. Even if they want to yell, that is what gets my blood boiling so much and will make me do crazy things that aren't that big deal related but the passionate expressions come out and make it seem like in the long run, it's really nothing to be worried about.