Chaister and Bahnie sat on a farm,
Talking and mocking one another.
Chaister was a barn cock-a-doodle.
Bahnie was a black sheepish poodle.
Chaister cried "Where'd you get your name Bahnie?"
Bahnie yelled back, "I don't know, it's supposed to be Bonnie."
Chaister then replied, "What's wrong with the phonetics of Bahnie?"
Bahnie then stood still in a trance wishing her name was Bonnie.
Bahnie moaned and crowed like a coyote.
Chaister covered his ears from being annoyed.
Bahnie mocked, "You like to call the cow honey."
Bahnie chased after Chaister with a tongue that was gooey.
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