Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Jerko Jar Bear

Once upon a name, a cub was born by a nameless Mama Bear. The Papa Bear had unfortunately been shot down by some innocent citizens who had done all they can with precautions to cover up the food but afraid they were going to be mauled at camp. The scent of the good barbecue was just too much for Papa Bear. Mama Bear stayed in her cave and had a good feeling that her husband had fought a warrior's battle and moved on peacefully.

Due to the culture of the bears in this story, the Papa Bears would also give their sons a nickname before they ended up marrying to become Papa Bear. The daughters of this culture were treated with a lot of elegance and pampered- they were pretty much treated like how queens of the underworld were. After the female cub had all grown up, there would be no more support except bearing another cub and being under the protection of a Papa Bear.

The baby cub grew up with no role model of a Papa Bear to look after him and never was given a nickname, even though Mama Bear had found happiness again with an older Papa Bear who had lost his beloved Mama Bear at birth. The baby cub would go around bouncing into the other Bears' business and wouldn't stop scolding at others when there was a misunderstanding. When some Bears would come to reason and be sincere in their words, the baby cub would still start yelling at them without stopping and never let go of his distorted image of them.

Like all baby cubs, they have a weakness. This one in particular was just so fond of honey found in a jar. One day, the other baby cubs decided to play a joke on him- they gave him a bee hive to feed off of. Once the baby bear had stuck his hand in, bees wrapped around his sticky fur on his hand from the honey and kept stinging him.

"Ow, ow, ow!" said Baby Bear. He then became so enraged that while all the bees were stuck to his hand, he started chasing everybody in the Bear community- infants, juniors, teens, young, and old who were alike to his one-dimensional brain. By setting frenzy to the whole community, the Bears had a town meeting and decided to banish him from the community. Therefore, this baby cub became known as an infamous tale Jerko Jar Bear. He was the first baby cub to be banished and to never make it to become a Papa Bear.