A young friend took a photo of me while I was asleep so basically someone took a funny and peaceful photo of me. While at the Hoover Dam, I was reminded of how deterring it would be to commit suicide at this place because the awesome scenery is so daunting to even think about diving in. It's like tunnel vision imagining diving into the pool below while looking straight at the walls slanting downward. Okay, so I may never really have any problems with suicidal thoughts- does this imply that I'm a chicken to take my own worthless life? Well, they say living the high and good life with downing beers and eating pizza while watching crazy professional football gets really old when your liver blows up internally!
I recommended a friend a roulette strategy who likes to play something I call Snake Poker. He ended up losing 6000 dollars at the casino today. He's probably never going to listen to me again. Well, he does cook well and clean the house when you ask him to any day of the week- this is for all the available ladies who want to take on someone with some Inca blood (Peruvian).
What's with the title? I'm just trying to sucker in some room readers by trying to unsuccessfully get them hooked. Boy, what's the likelihood of me having faithful readers like my pretty faithful wife who I have to say is a 10 and cooks the best in this world- even better than that guy who likes to cuss on television and manage hell that goes on in a kitchen.
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