I went off telling a supposedly funny and true story after giving a little description of my oldest vow that's still intact. I could seriously write a fictional story with made up characters with the amount of content I was exposed to over the years, but I don't know if it would be a hit. It's probably just going to be dismissed or criticized harshly by mainstream editors. I also don't have a strong interest in doing it right now because it might not make me happy to keep on running through things that made me so mad in the past and how I tried to get even with them.
My oldest vow that I'm working on is pretty much making myself a millionaire with six pack abs. I truly desire this for myself personally and very selfishly. I added on that after obtaining these I would go visit that old bothersome church and left it there. I made this vow because I felt that I was starting to get obsessed with getting even with them and wanted to focus on something better. It's pretty simple to be successful and let the money talk while having a sexy body. I could be a gentleman with this status and be like I'll be your friend and pretend like nothing bothers me with how they are behaving.
My other vow is related to getting a girlfriend after another loser who is my oldest friend started annoying me with wanting to constantly play this card game and was going nowhere with his life. He was also a sore loser and it was enraging me a lot along with him being rude on the table playing manners. I told him I was never touching my deck again because of him until I found a nice girlfriend and hopefully became rich. I haven't gone back on this vow ever since. I still have yet to find the one!
I'm adding in a couple more vows because I think it's stupid if I don't keep doing them to begin with. I think this is going to be a much wiser self-investment for me and really torture me a lot sometimes but I'm going to give myself the courage to go through it with God as my witness. I know what I want to do with my life and have them written down, but it's like the hardest thing in the world for me to always commit to them. I'm going to make this pledge to work on all of them first and that's possible at the moment before going off to doing something else to let myself wander. I swear to always do this with God as my witness.
My last vow to currently add in is the scariest one for me to make but I think I have to because if I don't it's just plain stupid to me. It deals with watching some good porn and practicing on using my private part to have long lasting endurance until the lucky lady feels so much pleasure with it first. It doesn't sound so bad in a humanistic point of view but I think it's stupid to be honest. I'm releasing a lot of little guys in the process and don't think they have an appropriate burial. What's so stupid is that I naturally possess the brilliance and power already to perform nicely and it's like there are a few other methods available too if I so badly want this with my sex partner.
With God as my witness and I know this one is something I will suffer over so badly and have a sex-related complex to hurdle over once I make this pledge, I swear to withhold myself from practicing via masturbating or watching porn by myself for any reason willingly and knowingly until I'm lucky enough to marry a lady who enjoys having a lot of marital sex for recreational purposes like maybe a drug! There is no one I would pull my pants down for and watch porn with, so that issue won't be a problem. Once I hit submit, this last one is going to be killing me almost for awhile. I know I have to because it's stupid if I keep on doing this to my little guys who will just be there hopefully past the age of 80! Okay, no take backs and looking forward to letting go of this personal complex.
Academy of Scrappy Credible Undergraduate Desire
